One man's solution to an age old problem.

Okay.  Here's my favorite joke of the moment:

Q:  What's the difference between a librarian and a pizza?

A:  A pizza can feed a family of four.

Apparently, it got to be too much for a future library director in Texas.  He got busted for stealing from the coin-operated copy machine.

Dude, we're totally poor, too, but REALLY.  Don't steal from a freaking library.

Comments

[tracy]

I used to work at a newspaper, and one of the carriers' was reported to us for stealing by his ex-wife who was getting her alimony payments in quarters.

[lauren]

Here's my favorite joke, just brought back to my attention by an old friend who knew an old not friend who used to tell it:

Katie: Ask me if I'm a tree.

Jon: Are you a tree?

Katie: NO! (laughs uncontrollably and walks away)

[leila]

I still like Steve's joke:

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!