Awww. Poor, poor Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay also expresses frustration over why she's not taken as seriously as lesser tabloid targets Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, who, at 20, have just two years on her.

Yeah, two years, talent and CLASS.  Lindsay Lohan is so trashy that SHE should be the one carrying the spawn of Ben Affleck.  Not poor confused Jennifer Garner.

I can't believe she'd even think about comparing herself to Scarlett Johansson. 

While you're at it, there's a great Lindsay Lohan bit at Go Fug Yourself.

Comments

[chrissy]

I don't know who she is (no, I'm not joking), but she's creepy, icky thin. I thought curves finally came into fashion. Have I been misinformed?

[leila]

She used to be curvy, until very recently. She also used to be a redhead until very recently. She was the kid in the Parent Trap remake with Dennis Quaid. She's constantly in the news for partying all night, fighting with her father, and just being trashy. I suspect that she'll go the Corey Feldman route. (Bright flash of stardom, fade away into obscurity with occasional news about being in rehab).

[Emily]

Hey, don't be dissing J and G (a.k.a Jennifer Garner, a.k.a Sidney Bristow). There's a number of us who are quite fond of her. Though I'm mad that she's pregnent (especially by B.A) since then she won't be able to do her awesome stunts!

[leila]

I wasn't dissing her! I was saying that she's way too cool to get knocked up by Ben Affleck! I think that he might have used some weird mind control device or something.

[Emily]

Definitely mind control. Perhaps in a later episode of life we'll find out that Michael Vartan is actually the father, and the baby has weird magical decoding powers, and that it has a sister who is actually Ben A's long lost daughter, and then things will go very weird and people will start dying, and J and G will have to go save them with her (then) husband Michael Vartan who she calls Vartan cuz it's way cooler then Michael, and she'll get to do her rad stunts because she won't be pregnent then.
The end.

[leila]

Um, have you, by any chance, been watching Days of our Lives? Because that sounds suspiciously like a Days plot line.

[Emily]

Um no. I've been watching Alias.

[lauren]

Has anyone been watching Days? I kind of miss that rat-stupid f'ing show. Also, Lindsay Lohan used to be cute and adoptionworthy. Now she's icky. I think it was the nearly naked cover of EW that did it for me. EW!!!

[leila]

She's gross. And apparently bone-stupid.

I haven't watched Days since they were still on the island. (Are they still on the island? They might be, given the writers' propensity for dragging a crappy storyline on for forty-seven years). I vaguely keep track by reading the front cover of Soap Opera Weekly at the grocery store, but I just couldn't do it this week. I was frightened away by John Black's hairy naked sweaty chest. Eeew.

[i hate emo kids]

michael vartan=delicious.

why jen isn't with him in real life i do not know. (i thought they were married, what's the deal?)

if ben affleck would just suffocate in his leather pants or something, i'd be incredibly happy.

[i hate emo kids]

michael vartan=delicious.

why jen isn't with him in real life i do not know. (i thought they were married, what's the deal?)

if ben affleck would just suffocate in his leather pants and die, i'd be incredibly happy.

[i hate emo kids]

your thing is being sucky. sorry for the double post