It's time to ditch the bobby pins, ladies.

Also, get contact lenses, kick your cat to the curb and buy some miniskirts:

Librarians 'should be sexier'

Comments

[ProfessorMortis]

I need to get contacts and buy a miniskirt?

What a stupid article.

[Leila]

Now there's a picture.

[Lauren]

Nooooooo!!! How can I make my favorite joke if the buns and glasses disappear?

[Kelly Fineman]

Clearly they've been in touch with the US Dept of Agriculture, that wants to change the word "hungry" to "very low food security," since they want to ditch the term "librarian". Based on the description, they should go with book monger, since "whore monger" sprang to mind upon reading how they thought librarians should all be tarted up and discussing racy books all the time.

[hayden]

How could we get any hotter? Cardigans are as sexy as it gets.

[Leila]

I know, right? I'm wearing one at the moment.

[jess]

Only if all the patrons are attractive, friendly, polite, and recently bathed.

[Chrissy]

I can only reply with this:
http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=38300&category=34029

Note second place.