I figured that since the book didn't get an Alex*, it should AT LEAST have its own t-shirt.
Also, I would like to be the Duchess.**
And I'd like to know how to do that swordfighting thing. Note that I didn't say I would like to LEARN how to do that swordfighting thing. No. That would be waaaay too hard.
I'd just like to magically BE more swashbuckly.
Who out there has not yet experienced the awesomeness of The Privilege of the Sword? Rectify that situation, please. Thank you.
Oh, and I'd like to enter self-congratulatory mode for a moment: I am so dedicated to my T-Shirt of the Week posts that I came into work on a SNOW DAY. Once I have my laptop -- which I will pay for with the proceeds from my Etsy shop, tra la*** -- silliness like that will no longer be necessary.
I'm going home to dye some more shirts. Have fun at work, suckers.
*Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
**At the end of PotS, I mean. Though the Duchess in Swordspoint is pretty rad, too.
***Excellent plug, right?