Okay. I horrified poor Josh with this while we were driving through the car wash yesterday. Take into consideration that I made it up on the fly, so some of the rhymes are slightly forced.
To the tune of My Darling Clementine:
Then I found you, yes I found you,
I found you once again.
In the Land of the Dead, your sacrifice
made me want to kick Phil Pullman.
Soon to be found in my Etsy shop.