But he doesn't know it, so I'm making a general announcement.
Brandon Sanderson, we are officially friends.
I'm guessing that you're wondering why.
It was this bit from Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians:
"Don't worry, my Oculator friend!" Charles called. "We gave them a little extra kick! We had Douglas eat the science fiction section!"
"Well," admitted Douglas the T. Rex, "I only ate the 'C' section. Honestly -- claiming that Velociraptors were the smartest dinosaurs? I knew a Velociraptor in college, and he failed chemistry. Plus, resurrecting a character just because he didn't die in the movie? Poppycock, I say!"
Rock. On. I've been irritated by that ever since the stupid book came out. Glad to know I have a kindred spirit.
The 48HBC continues, and I'm decidedly punchy.