Most everything in this article will be familiar to those who have been following the horridness, but the Maggie-Barnes-is-the-love-interest bit was new to me.
Ah, yes. Apparently, Max Stanton is actually an agent of the Dark.
I can't even talk about the vegetable cart scene.
I say again, AUUUUUGH.
[Later: I am happy to see, however, that all of the comments at the second link are negative. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Nice.]