Can you see it?

Captain Jack as Captain America?

If it means John Barrowman on the big screen, I'm there.  Then again, I'm not particularly picky when it comes to him.  After all, I did add Shark Attack 3: Megalodon to my Netflix queue.

Comments

[Brian F.]

I recommend his new album, "Another Side." Does some really great covers of Billy Joel and Air Supply.

[Moxie]

HEY! Shark Attack 3 was a brilliant deconstructive criticism of the horror movie genre and our society's obsession with consumerism at the expense of our natural resources! Exploding sharks are a RESOURCE! Okay, so I'm hideously sarcastic. But damnit I love that movie! I love the shitty special effects, like the giant shark that seemed to jump out of a wall of water behind a helicopter and the guy on the jet ski, who, if you watch closely, was too big for the shark's mouth so his arms kind of disappear as he rides into the shark. I also love the fact that they seem to have blown their effects budget on hookers and booze and had to TiVo Shark Week in order to cut costs. I also love the eating pussy line, because it rendered my fiance and I both totally speechless. Oh and don't forget all the Mexicans who were played by Russians, because apparently they just couldn't find any real Mexicans while casting in California.

I think it deserves a special Oscar for being AWESOME.

I really just love that damn movie.

[Leila]

WOW. Now I'm going to have to bump it up the the top of the queue!

[Naomi]

He was in The Producers (the movie) singing "Springtime for Hitler". I saw his name in the credits, but it took me awhile to spot him because for some reason he was blond.

[Babzie]

Heh. I got to kiss him a few times a week through the entire Speech Team season junior year in high school. Turns out, we both were gay, but aesthetically, it was as nice as you'd expect.

Have you seen "Delovely"? From making out with me to making out with Kevin Kline is not a bad career trajectory...

[Moxie]

Barrowman is quite pretty during Shark Attack 3, but unfortunately the producers seemed to think that playing up his eerie resemblance to Tom Cruise circa Jerry Maguire would maybe fool a few people into thinking it was a movie that might have a budget. As a result, there are quite a few scenes of him laughing like a smirking dickweed while wearing aviator sunglasses. There is, however, an incredibly unrealistic (and still kind of hot if you're not still laughing at the pussy eating line, which you will be) sex scene with Blonde Girl who was a different character in the first Shark Attack movie. The poorly dubbed Russo-Mexicans are the best part of the movie, though. Best part immediately after the size changing shark anyway.

If you're up for a drunken laugh, round up some friends, get a few six packs, and have at it. They're not just bad, they're SPECTACULARLY bad.

[Ariel]

I'd go see a Captain America movie if John Barrowman played him!! Most certainly!

[Mandy]

I could pretty much watch anything with John Barrowman. Especially anything with John Barrowman in tights.