From Gratz Industries:
Following up on the tip from Oz's werewolf contacts, Buffy climbs in the window of recent Sunnydale High transfer student BELLA SWAN to discover EDWARD CULLEN, a vampire, watching the girl as she sleeps. Edward, apparent-age 17, is impossibly beautiful, with angular features and marble-like skin that sparkles.
BUFFY: Whoa. Turn it down there, Tinkerbell.
EDWARD: Shhh! You'll wake my darling Isabella!
BUFFY: Right. Sorry. It's just you really ought to take the batteries out. Somebody might mistake you for a Christmas tree.
EDWARD: I'm sorry. It's my vampire skin. It sparkles in the sun or the bright light of the moon.
BUFFY: Uh-huh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, beautiful, beautiful. IF ONLY.
Posted by: TadMack | 09 December 2008 at 04:34 AM
hahaha, that was great!
Posted by: kailana | 09 December 2008 at 08:53 AM
"All right, Bunnicula. Step away from the damsel and let's do this."
I think I peed a little.
Posted by: Brian F. | 09 December 2008 at 03:12 PM