Slush Reading, Seuss Style.

From Jim C. Hines' Slush I Read:

Do you like fanfic with vamps?

I do not like them Mary Sue.
Why do these vamps all worship you?

Go!  Go!  Go read the entire thing, it all its hilarious glory!

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[tanita]

Conversation yesterday with my agent:
Me: "So, isn't everybody SICK of that Twilight thing by now?"
SAM: "And yet. The bloodletting goes on."
Me: "Darn."

That poem just MADE MY DAY.