Please, please, please let none of my stuff ever show up on this blog.

Via my sister-in-law, I give you:  REGRETSY.

As far as recent posts go, this (not for the faint of heart, also for mature audiences) is the winner.

I guarantee that you have never seen anything remotely similar.

And if you have, I would very much like to hear about it.

Comments

[Ms Avery]

The word WHY?? was invented for things like the, um, artwork you just linked to. Why why why why?

[CAitlin Church]

I'm glad you liked the site sis! Who knew there were so many craft placentas and uteruses (what is the plural of Uterus...Uteri?) out there!

[Charlotte]

No, I must disagree. The one you link to is not the winner. The fish in the squirrel suit is far more nightmarish...

[Elizabeth]

At first glance, I thought that dinosaur plaque was awesome. Then I was like, "Is it riding a rocket? Oh. OH."

[tanita]

Whoa. The minute we got ESTSY, we needed REGRETSY...and the childbirth education doll. Because we need that education, and we needed it crocheted.

[Chad Sayban]

Ok, some people have far too much free time on their hands.

[Wendy]

Link to your etsy store?

[Leila]

My store is Bookshelves of Doom at Etsy

[Lu]

Reminds me of http://craftastrophe.net/! So hilarious.

[StephanieD]

Yay! An new really fascinating but repulsive website!

[Chelsea]

I haven't laughed that hard in ages. I think I may have wet myself a bit. No matter how much I try, I can't imagine why you would want a knitted placenta.....

[kalafudra]

I wanted to point out craftastrophe as well, but I see that Lu beat me to it.

Anyway, I think that basic common sense will save you and your store from ending up there. ;)

[Rabid Fox]

Yikes. There's some scary stuff on that site. The reusable toilet paper disgusted me to no end. :P

[Lexi]

That shit just blew my mind.