"But generally, Nicholas Sparks creates drama in one way, and that's through ... death."

Oooo, Nicholas Sparks will be so mad when he reads this blog post:

How 10 Movies Would Be Different If They Came From Nicholas Sparks Novels

6.  Titanic: Just as the ship begins to fill with water, Jack's nose starts bleeding. He and Rose rapidly find the ship's doctor, who is about to climb into a lifeboat dressed as a woman. He pauses long enough to diagnose Jack with cancer. As Jack and Rose bob in the water later, he says, "Thank you for making the last moments of my life worth living." And as his lips turn blue, she says, from her perch bobbing on the icy sea, "I'm sorry you're dying of cancer." And he says, "Technically, I don't think I'm dying of cancer."

I hope he writes a response piece in the NYT or something.  Heh heh heh.

Comments

[Tammy Dahle]

LMAO! After that horrible interview in USA today he deserves this!

[Jodie]

Well the man is writing Greek tragedies, someone always dies in those.

[Meaghan]

Anyone know the Tool song "Vicarious"?

[Kay]

So I am not the only one who noticed that someone always dies in Nicholas Sparks' books :)

I laughed out loud when reading this post. Thanks for sharing the link! I too am quite curious whether he will reply to that and how.

[Sanchia]

That is truly priceless. Thanks for sharing the link.

I have this insane desire to see what Nicholas Sparks would have done to Roman Holiday. Lord, that would have been dreadful.

[coach purses]

A mean can be destroyed but not defeated.