...that most of the news articles about the recent banning of Slaughterhouse Five (and Twenty Boy Summer) from Republic High School in Missouri haven't mentioned the fact that only 4 of the 7 school board members were in attendance when the vote was held.
Or that the reconsideration committee—you know, people who actually read the books in their entirety—recommended that all three books stay.
The whole situation just seems so... sketchy.
[GAH! Miss Lemon just jumped in the window with another grasshopper! She's eating it! Oh, wait. It hopped away! Nope, she's got it again... and it's gone. Down her gullet.]
Anyway, to soothe my pain, I've been paging through all of the Vonnegut-related stuff at Etsy.
I might have to get one of those Novel-T shirts.