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...at Entertainment Weekly.
The waterfall picture looks weirdly Photoshopped.
And the sex picture looks ultra-staged and passionless. Which is about right, as passion leads to messy, and no one wants to see RPattz and KStew get messy.
Why do I keep linking to these? Even worse, why do I keep clicking through to the articles? It isn't like I have any intention of seeing them without RiffTrax. (Unless I hear that the childbirth scene is way gross. Then I might have to re-evaluate.)
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You keep linking to them because we want to see them and laugh about them too. I agree that the waterfall scene not only looks faked but COLD. It looks like they're clinging to each other for warmth, which, with Edward's cold, marble hardness, would be POINTLESS. Heh.
Posted by: Angela H. | 15 August 2011 at 03:21 PM
In the book, weren't they in a super-warm place? I feel like they spent a lot of time in the water because it allowed Bella to barnacle herself to Edward without getting frostbite. Or something.
Which, as you said, would make hanging out in cold water totally pointless. Idiots.
Posted by: Leila | 15 August 2011 at 03:47 PM
Yep, in the book, it's explained that Edward chose to take her to the tropics so she wasn't so cold from him all the time. But, should you barnacle yourself (loved that phrase!) to an immortal, cold being all the time, I think I would be doing it in the whirlpool sauna instead of the cold, jungle waterfall.
Posted by: Angela H. | 15 August 2011 at 04:15 PM
Yeah, because it's fun to laugh at them. (I can't watch them without Rifftrax, they're so painful!) Um, is Bella wearing a bra in that waterfall picture or is it supposed to be a white bikini? Because I'm just getting uncomfortable imagining wearing a cold wet bra in a waterfall.
Posted by: dangermom | 15 August 2011 at 06:26 PM
Angela: Ewwwwww! But you're right about the hot tub thing.
dangermom: I really need to do the RiffTrax thing. I've heard that they're AWESOME.
Posted by: Leila | 15 August 2011 at 08:34 PM
They ARE awesome! Though we just watched Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny last night, and I think it was the most deranged movie I've ever seen. You should probably start with something softer, more of a gateway drug...
Posted by: dangermom | 15 August 2011 at 10:08 PM