I've included much of the commentary that y'all added, as well, so most of this list is comprised of YOUR WORDS. (I've used quotation marks for your bits!)
Some of the suggestions are on the younger or older end, but read-alouds are pretty flexible, so I threw them up there anyway. I didn't add most of the classics mentioned, just because the reader in question specifically tends towards a more contemporary voice, but I'm guessing that someone as into stories as she is will eventually be all over Dickens! (Who, as we know, was not afraid of the snark.)
My apologies if I missed any, and feel free to add them (or more) in the comments! A lot of the ones I haven't read are totally going on my TBR list. Because it always needs more books on it...
Thanks again for your help, and we'll totes have to do this again, eh?
Here goes (DEEP BREATH):
The Echo Falls series, by Peter Abrahams: "A very good very contemporary mystery series with ongoing location/family drama."
The Sweetness At The Bottom Of The Pie, by Alan Bradley (and sequels!!): "Features an 11-year-old, fiesty-as-Hades, brilliant heroine. Wonderful stories -- for adults and an intelligent kid."
Kat, Incorrigible, by Stephanie Burgis (x3): "A fun introduction to historical fiction, since it mixes in magic but stays true to period." "A younger regency protagonist with magic (and a more contemporary feel)."
Gregor the Overlander series, by Suzanne Collins (x2): "Excellent pacing and character development, with a ton to talk about. And definitely has the modern-day backdrop to a fantasy/adventure." This one was recommended as a "sure thing" -- and it IS, as the reader in question has already read (and LOVED) them!
Wise Child, by Monica Furlong: This one appears to be out of print. Sadness! Time for a re-read. "The main character is so vivid, independent, and often difficult - a realistic kid character. Also, I loved the writing, which flows as you read aloud, but is simple and crisp."
Fly by Night, by Frances Hardinge (x3): Fantasy adventure, hugely fun with the wordplay. I was so ashamed the first time this one was recommended. Because it is so very, very wonderful, and I was sad that I didn't think of it. "Add Verdigris Deep (Well Witched in the US), also by Hardinge."
Everything on a Waffle, by Polly Horvath: ACK! Polly Horvath! What was I thinking, not mentioning her? You all are the most boss blog-readers of all time.
Eva Ibbotson: I'm a big fan of Island of the Aunts. "Either her historical novels or her fantasy - the fantasy is probably aimed at a slightly younger audience but makes for great read alouds. The Secret of Platform 13 is one of my favourites." "Especially the historical fiction (such as Journey to the River Sea and The Dragonfly Pool)."
The Moomin books by Tove Jansson (x2): "I didn’t really appreciate these until I was an adult, but a more sophisticated young reader might enjoy them."
Diana Wynne Jones: In general. She's read Howl, but there are the sequels to it and so many, many more, and as any fan knows, Our Lady Diana would be hugely entertaining for the adult doing the reading as well. The Chrestomanci books were recommended by multiple commenters.
Hellspark, by Janet Kagan: "Sci fi, has one of the coolest female protagonists I've ever seen (and she's snarky, though not humorous exactly), has a mystery to be solved, and very layered and interesting anthropological points throughout (about the different species gathered together on a world and their cultural misunderstandings). I found this book fascinating as a teen and it held up beautifully on adult rereading."
Evolution of Calpurnia Tate, by Jacqueline Kelly: "It's realistic/historical. Scientifically-minded, though! Gender expectations! Research!"
Caitlin Kittredge's The Iron Thorn: "A darker steampunk/alt history adventure that has a host of creepy, smart aspects. There's a slight romance that will likely appeal to a 12 year old but it's more about action and has everything from the coolest house ever to bad bargains with fairy to a view of Boston that is all gears and asylums and well, lots of good stuff! ha! (The anti-Twilight, I think.)"
My Most Excellent Year: A Novel of Love, Mary Poppins, and Fenway Park, by Steve Kluger: "My son and I had a blast reading this. Told from three points of view, written in various styles (report to teacher, blog, emails), it's just a fun and lovely book, but with plenty in there to keep everyone interested. Baseball, musicals, movies, orphans, teens with political causes, coming-out and a very sweet boy/boy does-he-like-me romance, and plenty of funny/sarcastic stuff, including a few lines we still quote."
Robin McKinley (x4): A lot of her titles were mentioned, including The Blue Sword, The Hero and the Crown, and Beauty.
The Bloody Jack series, by L.A. Meyer (x4): "So much swashbuckling!" "Great, but the series does get a little racy as it progresses. Not anything super-questionable, but some suggestive remarks and plans for canoodling, though (as yet) it's never happened."
The Rogue Agent series, by K.E. Miller: "Good fun and would be better being read aloud."
Kiki Strike, by Kirsten Miller (x4): YES. Mysterious super-spy and delinquent Girl Scouts. What's not to love? "I imagine she might have already read it but if not will love the notion of running around in the tunnels under NYC."
L.M. Montgomery (x2): In general. The almost-12-year-old in question prefers a more contemporary flavor, but Montgomery is so surprisingly snarky and genuinely funny that I still think she'd be a good fit. (I haven't written about Anne, but I've written about Emily.)
The Forgotten Garden by Kate Morton: "A mystery that spans three generations and has strong fairy tale elements woven in."
The Dairy Queen series, by Catherine Gilbert Murdock. (x2) "That book is GREAT on audio!"
Terry Pratchett's Tiffany Aching series (x4): "Rolling-on-the-floor funny, and yet so profound." "Wee Free Men is a must for reading aloud, if the reader can handle the brogue. Otherwise, get it on disc."
The Sally Lockhart books, by Philip Pullman: Historical fiction/atmospheric mystery -- The high calibre of writing is no surprise: It's by Pullman. The His Dark Materials series was mentioned multiple times, and the requester has read them, but wants to wait a bit on them.
Salman Rushdie's Haroun and the Sea of Stories: "My dad read it to me when I was around that age and I loved it! It's a book that, like Tollbooth, has so much wordplay that it really benefits from being read aloud." Seconded by me.
The Wednesday Wars and Okay for Now, by Gary Schmidt (x3): "It's set in 1967/8, so contemporary-ish (has a lot of what happens that year, but has a modern feel rather than a historic feel). The main character is sure his teacher hates him because he's the only one left at school Wednesday afternoons when everyone else goes to Hebrew school or Catechism, so she is torturing him with various things including Shakespeare. Definite snark throughout (though it's not comic), very interesting and layered for the parents (one of my favorite middle-grade books of all time), lots to discuss. Shakespeare, baseball, the Vietnam war, problems with other kids and family expectations, a little romance, and just terrific writing." "LOVED Okay for Now and there's a lot of snark factor there!"
The Grimm Legacy, by Polly Shulman (x2): A library of magical objects in New York City! "Fun, light and very contemporary. There's a bit of romance but nothing beyond hand-holding."
A Series of Unfortunate Events, by Lemony Snicket (x2): "Take a while to get going but the series gets pretty complex in the second half, and there's a lot of literary references that a precocious/snarky kid would probably get a kick out of." "Exceptional read alouds -- funny, thrilling and quite snarky, with the most charming narrative voice. (And an excellent female protagonist.) And she will enhance her vocabulary!"
The Enola Holmes series, by Nancy Springer (x4): Sherlock Holmes' little sister! "Enola Holmes is historical fiction, but I think Enola is a very modern girl and the books have a wicked sense of humour." "I second Enola Holmes."
Frontier Magic trilogy by Patricia C. Wrede: I totally second this one. Alt-history/fantasy/frontier/funny/family story.
Dealing with Dragons series by Patricia Wrede (x2): This comic fantasy series riffs on traditional fairy tales, and is another one that I'm kicking myself for not recommending in the first place. I think it'd be a PERFECT fit if she hasn't already read it! "On the lighter side, but the whole series would make hilarious read-alouds."
Sorcery & Cecilia series, by Patricia Wrede and Catherine Stevermer: "Mixes regency period with magic and mystery and a good deal of humor. Very contemporary-feeling young women, considering the restraints of the period."
A BoD reader is looking for good read-alouds for his "snarky-smart precocious almost-12-year-old" daughter. Over the past few years, they (he, his wife, and his daughter) have read all the Harry Potter books, some Percy Jackson, and The Hunger Games. Twilight was (hilariously) a bust.
He's looking for something "deserving of a long-term project", that'll be light enough for his daughter but also enjoyable for the adults in the room. His daughter "doesn't hesitate to ask about words or concepts that she doesn't understand, and we then stop and define or discuss as needed", so content isn't necessarily a huge issue (within reason).
I suggested Bartimaeus and Sally Lockhart (she's read Sally), L.M. Montgomery and Diana Wynne Jones (she's read Howl), and offered to throw the question out to you all.
He followed up with a few more details about her taste: She's open to any genre, but she's most drawn to books with a contemporary feel. She loves fantasy/adventure, but likes "present-day language, wit and perspective". So we're looking for "books that have enough of this to keep her attention, but the depth and complexity to be rewarding when read aloud".
The lists I've starred are the ones that have been mentioned in coverage of the challenge.
As you can see, neither Tweak nor Norwegian Wood appear on the middle school list, so we can put that claim right to bed. It does, however, include Ironman on the sixth grade list, which I'm sure will go over REALLY WELL with the folks who challenged the other two. On the other hand, there's no gay sex, so maybe they'd be okay with all of the profanity? I dunno.
Norwegian Wood, is, indeed, required reading for the 10th Grade Honors students. Or... was, I should say. Catch-22 is, too. Nothing remotely disturbing in that one, nosiree.
It's also listed as an option on the 10th Grade College Prep list. Kite Runner is on the regular list, but the (male/male) rape scene hasn't raised any hackles. Oh, look! Looking for Alaska, complete with the most cringe-inducing (female/male) oral sex scene EVER, is there, too. (I'm saying, obviously, that if you don't worry about that little thing called CONTEXT, you can find something problematic in any book.)
Tweak is an option on both the 12th Grade College Prep list and the Honors list. It's an option, people. No one has to read it if they don't want to. So, in that case, I don't see the issue. If it makes any almost-old-enough-to-enlist-and-also-about-to-head-off-to-college-that-oh-so-sheltered-and-innocent-place students uncomfortable, they totes could have picked another book off of the list. Like... The Once and Future King. Or Siddhartha. As for relevance, it's interesting that people are only looking at the sex angle, when, HELLO!
I'm not saying that the lists aren't strange. They are. At the very least, there's a very broad range of reading levels. (Shabanu for 10th graders? Really?) And there are certainly plenty of other books that would have been less problematic. But pulling books like that, without any sort of formal review, is never a good idea. Because, as I pointed out above, anybody can take issue with anything.
More than anything else, though, I've been COMPLETELY offended by the coverage. It's mostly been about the OH NOES, GAY SEX, rather than about the actual story or issue. I mean, the Christian Science Monitor equates Murakami with Jersey Shore with XXX films? Seriously? I'm surprised. They're usually above crap like that.