GANTOS: And so, at any rate, so I go to court. I dress up. I look nice. And the judge, you know, asked me if I have anything to say for myself. I go, I'm guilty, Your Honor, but I'm a very nice boy.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
GANTOS: And he looks at me and he says "nice boys don't smuggle dope." And I was, like, oh, you got me there, Judge.
How'd you do on the quiz? I was 2/3. (Without guessing! I knew the answers! I don't know what that says about my brain, but there you go.)
If you haven't read Hole in My Life, you really should.
Ditto Love Curse of the Rumbaughs, though I do fully understand that it won't be to everyone's taste...
And before anyone asks, Dead End in Norvelt is near the top of my TBR pile. I SWEAR.