Him: What’s that one about? The cover is ridiculous.
Me: Um, no offense, but you aren’t really in the target demographic. But doesn’t the girl totally look like Jennifer Garner? Anyway, the art doesn’t really match the story. It’s more of a cross between Wristcutters: A Love Story and Dead Like Me, but with more action scenes.
Him: Oh. That actually sounds pretty good.
Me: Well... it’s kind of a cross between the two, but not as strong as either.
Him: That description is not very enticing.
Me: Yeah, well. Them’s the breaks, kid.