Me: Jesus, what is he reading, House of Leaves?
My sister: OH MY GOD, YES!
Both: LAUGH MANIACALLY and HIGH FIVE.
Josh: SHAKES HEAD and RETREATS FROM ROOM.
Josh: Zzzzzzzzzzzz. How much more do you have to write NOW?
Me: Um. Like, 50 words. I'll be done in a minute.
Josh: I just don't want to be a pest while you're writing.
Me: Yes, all of the fake snoring noises are really selling me on the genuineness of that statement.