Josh: OH, AS IF A HOUSE WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT AFTER BEING ABANDONED FOR TEN YEARS.
Me: You realize that you're nitpicking a CW show, right?
Both, in unison: YOU SUCK, SARK.
During a scene between Stefan and Elena:
Me: This show would be insufferable without Boone.
Josh: OH MY GOD, YES. If the show was just about these two idiots, there's no way I could watch it.
Josh gets up to go into the kitchen.
Me: Do you want me to pause it?
Josh: HELL, YEAH.