Me: *finally looks up from book* Hmm? What? Did you say something?
Josh: I'M SO BORED!! THE CYBILS ARE RUINING OUR MARRIAGE!
Me: Oh, pshaw. You say that every year. *goes back to reading*
(And before you get all worried about him, don't worry! After that conversation, he popped out to buy a new video game, so once gets home, I'll get him settled in front of the television, and he'll be FINE!
...I would be the WORST. PARENT. OF. ALL. TIME.)