Today, I held the library's first Lego Club.
Also, a patron brought me chocolate-covered bacon.
And finally, somehow the bathroom door got locked from the inside with no one in it, and like a boss, I figured out how to open it.
LIKE A BOSS.
Now, Josh is making me a grilled cheese.
And I'm going to eat it while drinking a Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye.
While watching an Archer rerun.