...I found these two gems.
This one, which looks like it should actually be titled VAMPIRES ON ICE #3: HI-CUT OR GO HOME:
And this one, which made me laugh so hard that I cried. (Literally. I couldn't even talk, I was laughing so hard. Rather than try to explain myself, I just threw it across the room to the woman who was sorting books with me. Happily, she's already WELL AWARE of my crazy, so it didn't even faze her.)
I don't even know why I find it so hilarious. I think it's the look on his face:
So that's what's going on here today.