bookshelves of doom

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. trailer.

Because, you know, I TOTALLY NEED YET ANOTHER SHOW TO GET HOOKED ON:

 

Ansel Elgort offered role of Augustus Waters in film adaptation of The Fault in our Stars.

From EW:

“Ansel is whip-smart and uber-charismatic and everything I dreamed for Augustus Waters,” John Green tells EW in an exclusive statement. “I am by nature a cautious pessimist, but I’ll just say it: Now that we have Shailene and Ansel, I am completely, unreservedly psyched about this movie.”

Ender's Game trailer.

Errr... if you haven't read the book, this is pretty freaking spoilery:

 

Commute listening.

Currently on repeat in my car: The Milk Carton Kids' The Ash & Clay.

 

It's one of those records that just keeps getting better and better every time I listen to it. Also, every time I think I'm ready to listen to another album, I only get two songs in before popping this one in again. CLEARLY I NEED TO GO BACK AND GET THEIR PREVIOUS STUFF.

Brooks Brothers has introduced...

...a Gatsby collection.

It's a bit* out of my price range, but DAMN, I love some of the pieces in it.

Very Chuck Bass!

(Unless I'm missing it, there doesn't appear to be a women's line, so the whole out-of-my-price-range thing is slightly less painful.)

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*And by 'a bit', I mean COMPLETELY.

Go the F**k to Sleep is headed to the big screen.

From Deadline:

Husband-wife scripting team Ken Marino & Erica Oyama have been hired to adapt the book Go The F To Sleep for Fox 2000 and Twilight Saga producer Karen Rosenfelt and All You Need Is Kill producer Erwin Stoff. The book, which was written by Adam Mansbach and illustrated by Ricardo Cortes, is categorized as a children’s book for adults.

I had no idea that Ken Marino was so multi-talented! Love him.

Green Eggs and Ham, performed by Martha Graham Cracker.

(via Lee Wind)

A round-up of upcoming shows, including one starring Rupert Grint (!)...

...and the ones based on Lauren Oliver's Delirium and Kiera Cass' The Selection at Io9.

I continue to be disinterested in Delirium, but even discounting that one from the line-up, I'm concerned that I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AGAIN.

Please let it be awesome, please let it be awesome...

...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET IT BE AWESOME:

The BBC said its “Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell” mini-series would be presented in seven hourlong installments, adapted by Peter Harness (a screenwriter and playwright whose credits include “Wallander” and “Is Anybody There?”) and directed by Toby Haynes (“Doctor Who,” “Sherlock”). 

PLEASE.

New trailers: City of Bones and Percy Jackson #2.

CCH POUNDER FTW (If she's in it, I'll watch it. Also, LOVE Jared Harris.):

 

Annnnd Nathan Fillion and Giles FTW (My hopes are not high for this one, though, considering the quality of the first movie, the franchise has nowhere to go but up.):

 

I'm not sure if I should tell Josh about this or not.

Stephen Amell (AKA Oliver Queen AKA The Hood AKA Green Arrow AKA the star of Josh's favorite CW show except for Hart of Dixie) is in talks for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie:

Speaking in a video posted on his Facebook page, Amell said: "I get questions about Christian Grey all the time. That project is a long way off. I know this, because I had a meeting about it."

Amell then went on to tease his fans, saying: "A long way off. I mean, not that long, but not close. I wouldn't call it long, but I wouldn't call it close."

I... have no idea what he's trying to say. <insert joke about the dialogue on Arrow here>

For Marjorie, who is a Reasonable Person.

If it makes you feel any better, I just got called a hater by a Theodore Boone fan (who, granted, is agreeing with someone who's calling himself 'Fart bung', but whatever):

So, really, we're in the same boat, right? C'MON, GIVE ME A HUG!

Kickstarter project: The Lizzie Bennet Diaries DVDs.

Click on through for more info!

Literarily Drunk.

This goes on a little too long, I think, but it has its moments.

Ender's Game movie poster.

Via Yahoo: