The Wizard, The Witch & Two Girls from Jersey -- Lisa Papademetriou

High school juniors Heather and Veronica are complete opposites.  (I want to know – did Lisa Papademetriou name them after the characters in Heathers, or is it a coincidence?) Veronica is the smartest girl in their grade and doesn’t like to spend much time on her appearance, favoring the college-sweatshirt-and-jeans look. Heather is popular, pretty bitchy, and always dressed to kill.  They do, however, have one thing in common: English class.

They are both so desperate to get a copy of Queen of Twilight for an assignment due the next day that they end up on the floor of a bookstore, wrestling each other for the last copy:

“Give it back!” Veronica shouted, reaching for the book.

The guy behind the counter leaned forward to get a better look at the action.

Bleep!

The scanner fired—directly at Heather and Veronica. Light flashed.  Thunder rolled.

When the smoke cleared, the bookstore clerk looked where the girls had been fighting on the floor.  They had disappeared.  All that was left was the copy of Queen of Twilight and two smoking coals.

The clerk stared for a minute, then did the only reasonable thing he could think of. He pressed the button on the intercom. “We need a cleanup in the checkout aisle,” he said.

Heather and Veronica find themselves in Galma, the fictional world depicted in Queen of Twilight.  Within fifteen minutes, they’ve accidentally caused the death of the book’s heroine and shortly thereafter, Heather has been mistaken for the aforementioned princess.  (Veronica is assumed to be Heather’s vassal, which is very much appreciated on Veronica’s part.  Not.)  The girls join up with a wizard, a Kiblar elf (they are traditionally bakers, but this one doesn’t have the talent for it) and a lascivious talking squirrel, secretly hoping that if they are able to complete the dead princess’ quest, the wizard will be able to send them home.

The book is part high-fantasy-satire, part silly-jokey-fantasy (Kiblar elves, Helmet of Unsmelliness), and part opposites-become-friends/learning-not-to-judge-by-appearances.  I think I would have liked it better if it had been one part fantasy (whether it be satire or silly, though I’d personally prefer satire), one part friendship story.  I found that the two types of fantasy just grated against each other.  The ending was particularly predictable, but that might just be because I’m pretty familiar with the genre – including the books specifically about people from our world being catapulted into Fantasy Land. (Guardians of the Flame, anyone?)

There were parts that I loved – especially the moments when Veronica would realize that she was experiencing one of the many classic conventions of the fantasy genre – but my overall reaction was mixed at best.

Comments

I love this book! even though i haven't been able to finish it. I've read 13 pages in a bookshop but did`nt have the money to buy it. Lately i`ve been saving up just to earn enough to buy a copy. I hope by some miracle it would appear in my doorstep. You never know anything can happen if you just believe..

[vida]

Hi, my name is Vida. my older sister lover to read books and she told me about this book and she told me it was realy good and that she read it all and that i should read it, so, now iam at the 73'rd page and i cant put the book down, i love it soo much. i am not a fan of books but this one (and another one calld 'the riddles of epsilon')i simply could not put it down. so, i wish you the best luck raising the money and to all the other people out there...
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[C8y]

I love this book. It's funny, but also has loads of adventure!

[Camillion]

this book didn't really appeal to my style having read other books of hers i was disappointed.

[arabel]

Who publishes this book? It's AWESOME! It has everything a book needs. =]

[kylie]

my teachers make us read the first 5 min of every class. every semester they choose a diff. genre for us to read this semester is fantasy. i went down to my schools library and sarted looking through the fantasy books. i was attracted to the pretty cover (i hate reading so i didnt care i was going to pretend to read it anyway) then i started actually reading this book and i loved it! it is the most amazing book ever written it keeps you on your toes and you just want to read it all the time. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS BOOK GO GET A COPY BECAUSE THIS BOOK WAS GREAT! i am actually working on my book project for it right now.

[Joselyn]

Did anything in this book puzzle anyone?