From Kylie Minogue's Showgirl Princess:
One bright morning, Kylie woke up with bubbles of excitement fizzing inside her just like lemonade. Today, at last, she would stand on a glittering stage and sing to thousands of people. Slurp! Something licked her cheek. 'Sheeba!' Kylie cried, hugging her dog tightly. 'I'll tell you a secret,' she whispered. 'Today, I'm going to be a Showgirl Princess!'
And they say celebrity book deals are all about the money!
But, wow. Regardless of the prose, people ADORE her.
Thank god for Bookshelves of Doom. Just as I was about to go throw myself in the Charles you remind me of the essential absurdity of life. If that got published, I have a fair shot of getting the dissertation accepted.
Posted by: cc | 03 October 2006 at 03:38 PM
You'll be fine. Please don't throw yourself into the smelly Charles.
Posted by: Leila | 03 October 2006 at 03:50 PM
Yes indeed. Thank god for pollution and also being able to swim really well.
Posted by: cc | 03 October 2006 at 04:17 PM
It would be an awful headline to have to read: Charles Drowns in Charles.
Not worth it.
Posted by: Lauren | 04 October 2006 at 11:33 AM