You see, Carrey has found spiritual enlightenment, and it's so awesomely awesome that he just has to tell you about it. For hours. Even if you didn't ask. In fact, he has to write a book about it. "It will be more representative of who I am than anything I've ever done," he says. "I feel like I know something. These thoughts make me feel like I'm wearing gold shoes." He's thinking of calling it Be Ready to Be O.K. If that weren't begging to be mocked on VH1's Best Week Ever on its own, he's also got a children's book in him. "It's called Cynthia's New Friend. It's about how we hate change. We hate people to change because we're afraid they'll fly away."
No comment. Too busy vomiting.
Wow. Did I just read that?!
Posted by: courtney | 17 February 2007 at 01:22 AM
Did Borders steal "Trust Snape" from you?
http://www.bordersmedia.com/harrypotter/
Posted by: ruth | 17 February 2007 at 09:04 AM
Ha. One of my co-workers showed that to me a little while ago. Great minds think alike? There are also similar slogans available at some CafePress shops -- but the difference is, of course, that mine are made with luuuurve, and the others are made with a big machine.
Posted by: Leila | 17 February 2007 at 09:37 AM
Here's my "I'm so Sick of Celebrity BS" Haiku:
Tom Cruise can suck it
Brittany Spears is dead to me
and now Jim Carrey...
Posted by: Just Jane | 18 February 2007 at 12:21 AM
He's a classic case of someone with bipolar disorder. I hate myself for playing Internet psychiatrist.
Posted by: | 20 February 2007 at 09:02 PM