AUUUGH.
Most everything in this article will be familiar to those who have been following the horridness, but the Maggie-Barnes-is-the-love-interest bit was new to me.
Ah, yes. Apparently, Max Stanton is actually an agent of the Dark.
I can't even talk about the vegetable cart scene.
I say again, AUUUUUGH.
[Later: I am happy to see, however, that all of the comments at the second link are negative. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Nice.]
I noticed that the first article has a Digg button at the bottom. If enough people click the button to "Digg it," then maybe the article will get some attention and spread the word!
Posted by: Sheila Ruth | 27 July 2007 at 03:58 PM
When are they going to announce the Space Monkeys do you think?
Posted by: Chrissy | 27 July 2007 at 07:33 PM
Yes. Space monkeys are a must. It's amazing to me that no matter how bad the movie sounds at one point, it sounds even worse with every consecutive article. If it's a hit (and this is a distinct possibility) I'm going to hit someone.
Posted by: Fuse #8 | 28 July 2007 at 11:50 AM
Bile is decidedly rising. And ire. Ire-ish bile. Bileish ire. Whatev.
The list of people involved with the project in need of a good spanking continues to grow.
Posted by: Kelly Fineman | 28 July 2007 at 03:41 PM