Yeah, okay, so this isn't really book related.

But it is made of awesome:

OJ Simpson, if you’re forced to sell your sports memorabilia by the court, even though you really don’t want to, it’s no longer yours. That’s what happens when you murder two innocent people and a civil court finds that you owe their families a lot of money that your refuse to pay. You lose your trading cards. Actually the specific memorabilia in question has not been named. But I’m going with trading cards, because Simpson seems more than crazy enough to fly to Vegas to steal a pack of them.

Celebitchy, I love you.

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[Lenni]

TRUTH! funniest thing ive read all day. high five.