Things I Missed While I Was Sick, or, Things That Could Possibly Make Me Sick All Over Again.

So, I'm glad to be back.  I was sick sick sick sick sick for a long long long long long time.  So sick that I wished I was back at work.  Which is pretty sick.

Anyway, clearly I missed a whole lot while I was away from this Land of Wonder that we call the Internet.  I haven't even started getting caught up.

But I'm going to make a Bold Statement based on Nothing But Assumption and state that the A#1 Most Important thing I missed has to have been the Edward Cullen panties.

Now.  The first picture was scary enough, what with poor RPattz' brooding face centered squarely on one's frontal junkal area:

That, in itself, is clearly too too much.

But it gets worse.  The second picture made me want to take to my bed.  Again.  So peek at your own risk:

 

I just threw up.  And not just a little bit.  Thank goodness there are still barf buckets scattered throughout the house.

THANKFULLY, I scanned down through the comments at Best Week Ever (thanks for the link, Celia!) and discovered that these amazing pieces ARE NOT FOR SALE.  Rarely have I been so very relieved about something so very silly.  (The only thing that could top it at the moment is if Katie Holmes finally came to her senses and pushed Tom Cruise in front of a fast-moving steamroller.)

LESS THANKFULLY, I also found this link to an actual product (featured at everyone's new favorite site: Regretsy) in the comments.

Comments

[TheCompulsiveReader]

That is so alarming on so many levels, and what's even more tragic is that I KNOW girls who would flip in excitement if they saw these. *shudders*

[Leila]

Just remember that they aren't a real product, that they were made as a joke, and you'll feel better.

Except that if they were real, they would totally sell. Which is revolting. And I just squikked myself out. Again.

[LaurieA-B]

My eyes! My eyes!
I'm glad you are feeling better, except that you felt well enough to write this post.

[Jenny]

Ewww. I am trying to remember they are only a joke, but it doesn't help because they so easily could be for real. Because people are JUST THAT CRAZY.

Glad you're feeling better!

[Wendi Gratz]

Aaaaaaaaaaack! And ick.

[Jodie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I thought the pants were the worst thing ever.

[The Ruler of Hell]

*pukes*

[Celia]

hahahaha. Glad you enjoyed the link. I knew you would... :)

[A Bookshelf Monstrosity]

Bwahahahaha! This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen...and junkal area is priceless.

[Winterrain]

I quite literally screamed when I saw the first picture, though by the second I was reduced to a mere whimper. And that link... Yes, of course the first thing a woman wants to think of after giving birth is her newborn son's future Halloween costume. How did they guess?

[Ryan]

My comment is this: no comment.

[Kirsty Murray]

Gross. But it could be worse. There could be teeth involved.

[Stephanie]

Those underpants are seriously disturbing. :-O

[Jill]

Those actually made me laugh out loud!