If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight…

...at Lizzie Stark.

My favorite, of course, is the Annie Proulx, since it's totally what should have happened anyway:

Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains.

There are loads more in the comments there, including this gem:

Bella goes to Malory Towers, where she is initially unpopular because she doesn’t like open-air swimming, has an imagination and likes boys. Slowly she becomes normal and learns to play lacrosse. Edward isn’t in it at all.

(Enid Blyton, of course.)

Even more in the comments at Io9.

 

Comments

[aquafortis]

Bwahahaha!

[Jenn]

I love the Dr. Seuss version in the comments at Io9 -- someone needs to illustrate that one.

[Tasha]

Love it! Thanks so much for sharing this!