As I always get a giggle out of Travis Jonker's One Star Review Guess Who posts, I figured I'd swipe the idea and post the occasional one-star Amazon review of a much-lauded YA title.
So, can you guess what book this disappointed reader is reviewing?:
Click on through for the answer!I had to read this book for my english class. It is my least favorite book out of every book I have ever read. We had to answer these questions, which were like, "Are you surprised that a high schooler wrote this?" Well, NO! The writing is immature, an adult with higher education has far superior text. This book is pointless, stupid, and violent, and I see no benefit in reading it. Maybe they want us to not join a gang or you'll end up a smoking 14-year-old wanted for murder in the hospital. Or maybe it's just don't grease your hair. Honestly, who would write a book about greasers and rich kids? Not all kids then belonged to one of those groups! There is no plot. It's a "boy book." if it is anything, and girls would never read it by choice. A girl wrote it because a boy who experienced this wouldn't bother. I suggest you not bother to read this either.
My students love that book! Every 7th grader reads it here...
Posted by: Robin | 01 May 2013 at 09:22 AM
Sadness... and a bit sexist, no?
Posted by: Ruby | 01 May 2013 at 11:29 AM
@Robin: Glad to hear that some younguns still enjoy it as much as I did at their age!
@Ruby: More than a little, I think. :P Sexism born of thoughtlessness, I think (the sweeping generalization thing), but sexism nonetheless.
Posted by: Leila | 01 May 2013 at 11:38 AM
Ugh
Posted by: Angie | 01 May 2013 at 12:26 PM
This review hurts my heart.
Posted by: Jenn | 01 May 2013 at 06:51 PM
My goodness. :-(
Posted by: Linda W | 01 May 2013 at 07:33 PM
Obviously not a reader of good taste!
Posted by: Dawn Teresa | 01 May 2013 at 09:44 PM
*sobs* so mean....poor pony....poor johnny....
Posted by: Auntie M. | 02 May 2013 at 04:24 PM