From the Toast:
what kind of a gang is this
what do you mean
i mean i feel like we’re different from other gangs
different how
i don’t know i guess
we’re just a bunch of regular beautiful guys who like to read poetry and get in knife fights
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That was FANTASTIC. Thank you.
Posted by: dangermom | 29 October 2013 at 04:51 PM
ALL OF THEM are that good. (the little prince/peter pan approaches genius.) DAYUM MALLORY ORTBERG.
Posted by: marjorie | 29 October 2013 at 05:17 PM
Her texts from Jane Eyre is my absolute favorite, but this comes close.
Posted by: Jenn | 29 October 2013 at 07:56 PM