How to Keep Crickets in a Box: A Tutorial.

Thanks to this Amazon review—and the follow-up/squabbling in the comments—I now have partially-masticated Frosted Mini-Wheats all over my laptop.

Better than crickets all over the house, I guess.

Then again, based on my knowledge of her Grasshopper Dispatch Rate, Lemon would make short work of 1,000 crickets. Is it weird that I'm now morbidly curious about how long it would take?

Anyway. 

That isn't the only bizarre/hilarious review in the section: see also SWEET REVENGE and More ants than crickets.

(Original link via Dangerous Minds)

Comments

[tanita]

Oh, dear. I was thinking about getting a pet again - a lizard or something... hadn't thought about feeding it.

After this horror (hilarious, but my imagination is making me ITCH), I shall think again.